Yo Dawg

INTERNET LIST SEZ

UR HOBIZ R WWII RENACTMNT AN BELRINGIN

MA BOOKY WOOK

ITZ GON!

(thanks, Great Bustard!)

MY FUHRER, THERE'S A GOOGLE MAPS MASHUP OF IT AS WELL

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

I WUZ ONLY ON TEH LIST...

...CUZ I WUZ DOIN RESERCH

(thanks, Tim)

AH LOST ALL MAH FRIENZ

DON WURRY, I IZ CLONIN SUM MOAR

HAS MADE NUVVER LIST

LIST OV ALL MAI MAYTS

(thanks danbpearl!)

BNP KARAOKE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE SONG LIST?!

(thanks to bronx)

HEZ GOT EM ON TEH LIST

AND TEHYLL NONE OV EM BE MIST

(by Justin at Chicken Yoghurt)

AY WRITZ ALL YR NAMEZ IN MAI BUK

DUNT WURRY IZ SAFE

OH HAI YOU WANT YR EMAIL BAK?

AY LOSTED IT SRY

U LIK MAH SINE?

WE NO LAF

MAH MEMBURSHIP LIST

ITZ THIIIIIIIS BIG

OH NOES

ITZ LEAKED EVERYWHERE

FIRST I WAS LIKE...

THEN I WAS LIKE...

OH NOES!

THEY THINKS I IS SKINHED OIK

OH HAI HAZ U SEEN MAI SUPPORTERZ LIST?

YEH I GOT IT OFF THE INTERWEBS LOL

HEY U GUYZ

CHECK OUT MAH FUNKY MUVES

FAIL

I HAZ UR DETAILS

KEEP IT UNDER UR HAT, OK?

WHERE'S MAI ADDRESS BUK?

GUYS, SRSLY

POLE!

I MEANS PULL, LOL

U WANNA COME TO MAI PARTY?

I PROMIZE I WON'T TELL ANYONE, HONEST

UR VIOLATIN MAI HOOMAN RITEZ!

KTHXBYE

I HAD A MEMBER DATABASE

BUT I LOSTED IT